2005 Dodge Ram 3500 5.9L 4×4 “Motherfucker Jones”
My trusty, most beloved truck. The headliner has what looks like blood spatter but is really an explosion of cherry tomatoes from a 4×4 washboard. There’s an age old leak in one of the running lights, he drinks diesel like I drink pinot grigio, and he’s taken me just about every single place I could ever dream of. Holla if ya see us driving down the road, we’re hard to miss! Come hell or high water, we’re going to make it to the million mile club.
2013 Airstream International CCD 23’D “Nimbus”
In the almost year and a half that I’ve owned Nimbus, this magical 115sqft tin can has crossed the entirety of the US from coast to coast four times (and counting). The interior is a mish-mash of fairy lights, dog hair, and an endless supply of socks that disappear and reappear in the most curious (frustrating) of ways. Everyone asks so we might as well get this out of the way: “Do you ever regret getting such a small Airstream?”
Nope. I have no ragrets. Not even one letter.
Except on Laundry/Dishes day.